Akron Stiffner lives here in a small one room apartment. The apartment is conveniently located in central downtown which makes it easy for Akron to get around. He invites street people to spend the night. It gives the unfortunate a break in their otherwise miserable existence. Akron likes tickling their feet, but, really enjoys cocking their heads to one side and then watching the head return to the original position because rigor has set in. Those who spend the night at Akron's never return to the street again.
The above story is hog wash. Akron's street people do return to the street again. In pieces deposited in multiple dumpsters.