This is where Burt Backburner hatched the idea for extreme motorcycle tree climbing. Burt was out practicing his rock climbing skills when his bike stalled and rolled into the oak tree. It was at that moment Burt thought, "What the heck, I bet I can climb this tree with my bike!" After several failed attempts, Burt got both wheels on the trunk and gained about six inches of elevation before getting his foot stuck in the rear wheel.
The above story is hog wash. Burt doesn't own a motorcycle, but, he did have a big jug of white lightning.