It is customary in this community to advertise all major infractions of the law committed within the city limits. Kind of a public humiliation. Lars Letterchanger was in charge of the sign proclaiming the violations until he passed away last Thursday. His son-in-law, Knot A. Speller, took over. Rick T. Hebad was found guilty of having unlawful intercourse with Thelo the sheep. Knot was suppose to change the sign to "Rick Raped Thelo". Knot couldn't find all the letters, so, he made do with what he had.
(The author apologizes to anyone offended by the story subject matter, but, the story must be told.)