The 9 AM shuffleboard singles pairing got a little out of hand. Raymond was playing Chester. Chester showed up with a metal disc that weighed 150 lbs and a 12 foot cue. Raymond stood slackjawed with his regulation 15 ounce wooden disc and 6 foot cue for about 10 seconds and then he started pummeling Chester. Well, there is a slight difference between 150 lbs. and 15 ounces and Chester retaliated. By the time Raymond and Chester wore themselves out, the board was no longer in playing condition and the clubhouse was gone. Both Raymond and Chester were banned from playing on the Palo Alto table.