Nobody told Jasper Greenbooger he'd get this much exercise. One minute he's in a 9-13 convenience store holding a gun to the cashier's head demanding money and the next, he's running all around town jumping fences trying to shake off this pesky helicopter. He's been bit twice by dogs and has thorns in his arms from rose bushes. Damn, it's almost not worth it, but, his only other option is to get a job. Screw that!